Luxury bar in Newcastle playing hard funk, solid soul and cool jazz

Hoochie Coochie is simply all about the music


URGENT CUSTOMER NOTICE – Hoochie Coochie will be closed from Monday Oct 26th until Friday Nov 6th …We are having a “circuit breaker”  🙂

Our team have been working solid, & need a break from the very small number of people who just refuse to comply with restrictions, then take it out on staff. Apologies to our regular customers who come weekly, you will be made most welcome @ The Hooch on the Quayside where we will be open the following hours ..

Mon-Wed -4pm-10pm

Thurs Sun – 8am-10pm

We hope to see you all again from Nov 6th onwards.


For the foreseeable future we will operate on a SEATED ONLY basis. Entry is FREE , on a walk-up basis , other than ticketed live events. . However if you have a party of 4 up to 6 you can book reservation tables by emailing

We will only advertise 2 weeks in advance. We may adapt as we learn & await further Gov Legislation. PLEASE NOTE WE HAVE NO CLOAKROOM FACILITIES DUE TO CV.

FRIDAYS – 6pm-10pm …..Saturdays –  3pm-10pm ……SUNDAYS – 4-10pm 

 ALL of our events are fully seated, socially distant, with full table service. We are operating at 30% of capacity.

The best way to enjoy a day is  turn up on time, relax & we’ll serve you. Reservations can be made for can only be made for 4 or 6. All other seating is on a first come basis unless a ticketed live event. Cost is £10 pp (incl 2 free drinks for those arriving). Failure to attend or arrive on time means losing both your deposit & reservation.

Failure to follow our CV measures will result in being asked to leave the premises. We want to ensure safety for all our staff & customers. WE NO LONGER HAVE A DANCE FLOOR. All customers must stay in their allocated zone.

See what our customers say below …..

“Thank you to you, and all your staff. You all worked so hard to make it a safe and enjoyable experience. So glad to be back. I had the best weekend”

“It was great to be back , the church did not disappoint … as usual the music was excellent and the staff worked tirelessly to keep us all watered. The safe distance measures worked well , we both felt safe.Overall a great night with a good atmosphere.”

“New rules in place, but we still had a fabulous night. Great atmosphere, great music, love Hoochie😁

“Excellent venue….all safety measures adhered to. Even though no dancing, the music makes up for it. My second visit since reopening last week.”